101 Excuses for Being Late

Need an excuse for being late?

Look no further. 101 Excuses for Being Late (200 actually) is here to rescue you from the clutches of awkward apologies and defensive stammers. Whether you’re a pro at snooze-button abuse or just need a creative way to explain why you’re walking in 20 minutes behind schedule, this book has you covered.

Packed with hilarious, believable, and occasionally absurd excuses, this book is your ultimate guide to explaining every delay—from saving the world to getting stuck in a time loop.

Inside, you’ll find:
🚗 Traffic jams that don’t exist in the real world
🐶 Pet emergencies you didn’t see coming
📱 Tech disasters that will make your boss feel your pain
🤒 Health issues that may sound a little too familiar
🛸 Unbelievable tales that might actually work if delivered just right

Perfect for the overbooked professional, the habitual snoozer, or anyone who’s ever been caught in a situation where “I overslept” just doesn’t cut it. Whether you’re running late to a meeting, class, or dinner, you’ll always have a funny, creative excuse at the ready. Use wisely. Or, you know, not.

Get your copy now and never worry about being late again (or at least, not being believed when you are)!

Disclaimer: Read Responsibly

This book is meant for entertainment purposes only (but if one or two excuses happen to work in real life… we won’t tell). The author is not responsible for missed meetings, suspicious coworkers, awkward silences, or HR side-eyes resulting from the use of these excuses.

Use at your own risk.
For best results, pair with good acting, confident delivery, and a slightly guilty expression.

If you get caught, deny everything and claim this book was satire.

And remember:
Always be honest—unless you’ve got a really good excuse.